Overdue Fees!!!!

New York City’s oldest library has issued a ledger of overdue fees. On that ledger is our first president, George Washington. If President Washington were alive today, he would have some hefty overdue fines. It appears that he checked out two books. One of the books was “Law of Nations” and the other was a volume of debates from “Britain’s House of Commons.” The books were due back on November 2 of 1789. Today, over 200 years later, the institution is willing to wave the late fees if they can only get the books back. I wish them luck with this endeavor.

Hide and Seek?

Police responded to a call that a robbery was in progress at a Maryland convenience store. When police arrived, they found a 20-year-old man dangling from the ventilation system. When the storeowner went to open the store up the morning of the call, he spotted a pair of feet dangling from the ceiling. After firefighters and police freed the 20-year-old man, he explained to cops that this was just a game of hide-and-seek gone wrong. However, then again, if he was really playing hide-and-seek and his friends did not find him, I guess that would make him a winner after all.

Until Next Time Take Care and God Bless -BC

What Happens in the Trailer Park Doesn’t Always Stay in the Trailer Park

So, what happens when you use alcohol to clean your bong and you accidentally spill the alcohol in the floor? Well, you typically go to light your bong to burn the excess alcohol out and then watch the fire trail that runs to the carpet and then quickly up the curtains.

A 30-year-old New Mexico man, who was out of his mind when police arrived, was arrested for allegedly using a marijuana bong to set his mobile home on fire.

The man acknowledged being distraught and suffering from a drug addiction.

One Potato, Two Potato, Three Potato, Four!!!!

There is news from Athens, Alabama as authorities have arrested a man who tried to disguise five ounces of cocaine as a baked potato.

When police searched the car, while it was sitting in a parking lot outside a restaurant, the man claimed that he did not have anything illegal. Investigators searched the car and found a carryout plate with chicken, rice, and what seemed to be a foil-wrapped potato. However, the potato was very white and did not have a skin, or even butter for that matter. The man gave the cops a fake name. We are guessing it was Mr. Potato Head. Nonetheless, as of today, he sits in jail.

-Until next time take care and God Bless -BC

Elmo the Drug Smuggler!!!

Ronald Washington, a 33 year old from Uniontown Pennsylvania, is sitting in jail today on a $100,000 bond. His son, who was in kindergarten, took his marijuana stash to school in his Elmo backpack. Washington called his son’s school and asked if his son had arrived yet. When he was told his son had arrived, he informed the school secretary that he would be right down because he needed to retrieve something from the backpack very quickly.

This caused suspicion, and school officials searched his son’s backpack. They found a stash of nearly four ounces of marijuana, which is close to a quarter pound.

When Washington arrived at the school, troopers were waiting to arrest him. Now, he sits in jail.

That’s Not Grass!!!

In San Diego, Border authorities have arrested a man for trying to cross the border with two lawnmowers. The lawnmowers had bagging systems that were filled with a different type of grass. The grass was actually green ganja, better known as marijuana. He was trying to smuggle a total of 53 pounds across the border.

The unidentified driver was arrested and booked into San Diego county jail on suspicion of drug trafficking.

-Until next time, take care and God Bless -BC

Chexting

Tiger Woods introduced us to it, and Jesse James is also guilty as charged for being involved in today’s chexting era.

It’s a cross between sexting and texting, and it has gotten both stars into a heap of trouble.

Chexting has placed both Woods and James in scandals that have ruined their images by cheating on their wives and having affairs via text messaging.

Yahoo.com reports that “It’s lipstick on the cellular — digital proof that becomes evidence you’ve been unfaithful,’ says Peter Dedman of Predicto Mobile, the largest paid mobile community in America.”

However, James and Woods are not alone. Divorce rates are on the rise and part of the blame can be put on this digital profound convergence of the sinful “Chexting.”

As new technology continues to be unveiled, cheaters everywhere are becoming more creative in their ways of being unfaithful.

So beware of your significant other and their cell phones. Betrayal could be happening before your very eyes. Just keep in mind, they do offer software to revive deleted messages from cell phones.

Put the Money in the Bag, We Will Be There in 5

We start out with a story about two idiots that decided to rob a bank. The first idiot said he would drive the car. The second, who I guess is lazy, decided to call ahead and tell the bank to hurry up and bag up all the money because they were on their way to rob them.

Police arrested 27-year-old Albert Bailey and an unidentified 16-year-old boy on robbery and threatening charges Tuesday afternoon at a People’s United Bank branch in Fairfield Connecticut.

I’m sure you have already guessed the ending to this story, but here is how it ended just in case you have not. The two suspects showed up at the bank about 10 minutes after making the phone call, only to be met by police and taken into custody. Just goes to show, some people are just not the sharpest knifes in the drawer.

He Broke into the Jail

There is a story coming your way from Miami Florida where a man has been sentenced to 15 years in prison after he tried to break into the Brevard County Detention Center.

25 year old Sylvester Jiles had recently been released from jail following a manslaughter conviction. He feared for his life because he believed family members of the manslaughter victim was out to get him.

Therefore, he attempted to break back into the jail where he thought he would be safe. Most of the time you hear of people trying to break out of jail, not in.

For Sale: Stolen Merchandise

News coming your way today from Kennewick, Washington, where a 17-year old burglar shows us just how stupid some people really are. This 17-year-old kid broke into Bella Office Furniture and then hung out on the property for roughly 5 hours. While enjoy his breaking and entering, he decided to hop on the store’s computer and look at some porn, and, of course, he had to check for notifications on his Myspace and Facebook pages. He even listed some of the stolen items to the World Wide Web as items for sale. Too bad for him, the cops checked the history on the computers and his login information sent the cops right to him.

The name of the 17 year old could not be released, yet he is charged with first degree burglary.

Detour To Heaven!!!

A New York man’s journey to the Pearly Gates was held up in New York City’s impound lot. Parking Police had a van towed for being parked illegally. The only problem was that the van was carrying a body. The van was parked outside Redden’s Funeral Home and was supposed transport the body to Newark for a flight.

When the driver of the van came back to where the van had been left, he thought someone had stolen the van with the cargo inside. It was not until 90 minutes later that he found out that it had been towed to an impound lot.

New York City waived the $185 release fee.

That’s Not the Bugs Bunny I Remembered!!!!

Children in North Carolina are confused today. They are trying to figure out why someone would change the image of Bugs Bunny into a pink bunny. Even more so, they are curious as to why grown women were in compromised positions and saying things that they cannot understand. The children are asking these questions because Time Warner Cable screwed up in a very huge way.

“Young viewers of children’s television programs in North Carolina got a glimpse of something far more risque than their favorite cartoons, when a cable glitch broadcast two hours of the Playboy channel,” stated Yahoo.com.

“Due to a technical malfunction, some adult programs had been diverted on children’s networks,” Time Warner Cable vice president of public relations Alex Dudley told AFP on Wednesday.

“We sincerely apologize.”

The glitch happened between 6:15 and 8:15am on Tuesday on what was supposed to be the Kids on Demand and Preschool on Demand channels.

Time Warner Cable reported that parents had called in to complain and brought the problem to their attention.

Baby, is that you? NO!!!

A cold and drunk man broke into a Pittsburgh home Wednesday morning after being out all night drinking following a Jay-Z concert. It appears that at 5:30 a.m. a 33-year old male broke into the house and then climbed into the bed, unaware that he would be in the bed with the owner of the house.

The owner of the house, Frank Fontana, was not alarmed at first, because he thought it was a lady friend of his who had an extra set of keys to his house. It wasn’t until he asked if she was doing alright and heard a deep rusty voice say “No,” that he became alarmed. He claims he jumped out of the bed and grabbed a baseball bat and held the drunken man until police arrived.

The 33-year-old man faces a preliminary hearing on charges of criminal mischief and criminal trespass.