Odd news coming to us from up above, as 30-year-old Kinman Chan was flying with US Airways from Philadelphia to Los Angeles on Sunday when he began screaming in the restroom. He then fought the crew members who tried to get him to sit down.
The flight was then diverted to Pittsburgh International Airport for an emergency landing, where Chan was arrested and jailed until a federal magistrate freed him on bond Tuesday.
While being interrogated, Chan came clean as he blamed his outburst on medical marijuana cookies. It appears they just tasted so good that he ate too many. He was just so high that he had forgotten the reason that he felt like he was flying, was because he was actually flying.
After all, he was on a US Air Flight, where you can “Get on Board” with “Clear Sky’s Ahead” as “Together We Fly.”
Good Afternoon Officer what seems to be the problem!!!
A 61- one year old was pulled over for violating the high-occupancy lane of the Long Island Expressway. Turns out she was pulled over after a police officer realized that her passenger had no arms. After further examination, police discovered that her passenger was a mannequin.
The officer said the giveaway was the face. The mannequin was wearing sunglasses and had the sun visor down on a cloudy day.
When he stopped the vehicle, he found the mannequin fully dressed with a long dark wig, blazer, shirt and scarf.
The 61-year-old driver left with a $135 traffic fine and with her “not so cheap” date. -Until Next Time Take Care -BC
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