Talk About Sticking The Landing!!!

Take a moment with me here to breathe in slowly. As you exhale, clear your mind as we now envision the Olympics many years down the road. It is here we find men all gathered around their television sets watching with dedication as they support their nation is this years newest Olympic event.

As you look at the television to find out what this new sport is, you hear the announcer introducing team USA “And now team USA makes their way down to center stage where their team captain Jiggles is about to paint a pretty picture. Come down and gather round where you can congregate and appreciate this team’s dedication. Jiggles is performing her first of two songs”

An announcer describes that Jiggles looks beautiful wearing the stars and stripes as she performs to the Star Spangled Banner.

As of today, girls who go by the names of Cookie, Cinnamon, and Candy are glued to their television sets by day, and are mastering the art of their sport by night. Envisioning the day they can bring home gold for their country. These girls know how to train as they do it 5 hours a day and five nights a week. The pole is no longer looked at as being exclusive property of strip clubs, but now as a respectable and highly athletic event.

Many girls are petitioning for this sport but they still have a lot of work ahead of them. Other respected sports, such as squash and cricket have failed to make the Olympic cut.

MSNBC stated, “Hong Kong-based Ania Przeplasko, the founder of the International Pole Dancing Fitness Association, the sport’s fledgling supervisory body, believes Olympic recognition is only a matter of time and would be a victory for underappreciated sports worldwide.

“There will be a day when the Olympics see pole dancing as a sport,” she said. “The Olympic community needs to acknowledge the number of people doing pole fitness now. We’re shooting for 2012.””

It is already too late for any new sports to be added to the London Games. However, the IOC’s decision to end its support of exhibition sports after Barcelona has not completely closed the door on Olympic hopefuls looking for a way to showcase their skills

Pole dance advocates note that more unlikely sports have gotten the IOC’s nod such as tug-a-war.

So far, the petition has about 4,000 signatures.They are shooting for 5,000.

As far-fetched as this may seem, this reporter has to admit, what other sport out there could an athlete not only bring home gold for their country, but also numerous types of currency as their tip?

Until Next Time-BC

Stolen Meat Wagon!!!

In Madison Wisconsin, authorities say a 24-year-old drunken man stole a vehicle. After stealing the vehicle, he drove it around the parking lot where he had stolen the vehicle from multiple times before being stopped and then taken into custody.

So what type of vehicle? It was none other than an ambulance, better known as the “Meat Wagon.” The best part of the story is that emergency responders were treating a patient in the back of the ambulance during the time of the theft. No one was hurt and the 24-year-old now awaits his day in court.

Wake up and Smell the Roses!!!!

This week, as flower companies everywhere prepare for Valentine’s Day, officials found 20 pounds of cocaine at the Amsterdam airport. The cocaine had been hidden in over 20,000 roses that had arrived from Latin America.

The drug was in cellophane packets that were hidden inside boxes containing the roses. Three people were taken into custody as well as the seized shipment.

It has to make you wonder what would have happened if one of the cellophane packs, had broken. What would have happened if some one somewhere had wanted to smell the roses?

Flyin High!!!

This Article is originally From The Pioneer

Odd news coming to us from up above, as 30-year-old Kinman Chan was flying with US Airways from Philadelphia to Los Angeles on Sunday when he began screaming in the restroom. He then fought the crew members who tried to get him to sit down.

The flight was then diverted to Pittsburgh International Airport for an emergency landing, where Chan was arrested and jailed until a federal magistrate freed him on bond Tuesday.

While being interrogated, Chan came clean as he blamed his outburst on medical marijuana cookies. It appears they just tasted so good that he ate too many. He was just so high that he had forgotten the reason that he felt like he was flying, was because he was actually flying.

After all, he was on a US Air Flight, where you can “Get on Board” with “Clear Sky’s Ahead” as “Together We Fly.”

Good Afternoon Officer what seems to be the problem!!!

A 61- one year old was pulled over for violating the high-occupancy lane of the Long Island Expressway. Turns out she was pulled over after a police officer realized that her passenger had no arms. After further examination, police discovered that her passenger was a mannequin.

The officer said the giveaway was the face. The mannequin was wearing sunglasses and had the sun visor down on a cloudy day.

When he stopped the vehicle, he found the mannequin fully dressed with a long dark wig, blazer, shirt and scarf.

The 61-year-old driver left with a $135 traffic fine and with her “not so cheap” date. -Until Next Time Take Care -BC

Class of 2010

This Article is from The Pioneer

At Cypress Ridge High School in Texas, some students wore t-shirts that spelled out “C-L-A-S-S –o-f – 2-1-1-0”. They wore them in the front row of a group shot of more than 600 seniors. This led to the suspension of three students.

As it turns out, right before the camera was able to snap the photo, the letters “C” and “L” went missing in action, leaving behind an offensive yet humorous three letter word.

The school was not nearly as humored as the students were. The administration cited the school’s code of conduct and suspended the three students that wore the 3 letter word. Each student was also fined $150 to go towards retaking the photo. The students claim it was not their fault. It was letters “C” and “L” that should be punished.

So let this be a lesson to all that when pulling a prank, it has to be so well thought out, that after the damage is done that the innocent bystanders will receive the punishment for your actions. But then again, for the rest of your life, you will be known as the guy that when it comes to “Class” will always be minus the letters “C” and “L.”

Casper the Magic Cat

Did you hear about the cat in the UK? Every day it went to the bus stop, waited in line, and then rode the bus until being dropped back off at its stop.

This is true. The cats name is “Casper” and most everyone claimed that “Casper” was magical. The cat gained national attention for his daily adventures.

But Casper’s bus riding days came to an end last week. In his excitement to get to the bus, he forgot to look both ways before crossing the road and was killed by a hit and run driver in his hometown of Plymouth, England.

Casper was 12 years old.

Odd News from under the Boarder

In Mexico City the police are celebrating the rescue of 150 unharmed hostages following a car accident from a high speed chase. During the chase, the vehicle lost control and struck a tree. Two suspects were placed under arrest while a third suspect was able to escape.

So how in the world could they pack 150 hostages in one car?

Well, police in Mexico City stated “we were able to rescue the 150 hostages from the armed robbers and none of the hostages were harmed or injured, so we then turned the hostages whom were ferrets over to a veterinarian.”

This odd news reporter has no clue why anyone would ever want to steal a ferret, but I guess to each his own. Until Next Time -BC