“Kids These Days”
In Wyoming, police say that a large SUV led officers on a high speed chase reaching speeds of 100 mph. The chase started about 3 A.M., Tuesday central Wyoming, and ended 50 miles later.
Turns out the driver decided it would be a nice night to get all boozed up and head out for a midnight ride. The catch though was that the driver was an 11-year old boy.
After being chased the boy ditched the vehicle, jumped into a lake and began swimming. He eventually returned to shore where police collared him.
“Love Hurts”
A 52- year old woman told her significant other that she wasn’t in the mood; and she meant it. The 52-year old woman was booked Thursday morning with domestic battery after telling police that she cut her boyfriend for trying to have sex with her.
The Associated Press reported that “the woman’s boyfriend claimed she cut him with a knife when they got into an argument, and police saw a 4-inch gash on his left arm along with several small cuts and scratches.”
I am guessing the moral to this story is no means no.
“When you got to go, you got to go”
A woman in New Hampshire accompanied her companion to the local police station to help resolve a 12-year- old traffic citation. She asked police if she could use their restroom but they denied her request.
So she left and evidently really had to go. So she popped a squat on the sidewalk right outside the police station and right across from a daycare. The 28-year-old woman was charged with indecent exposure after the incident.
Until next time-BC
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