Sunday, October 25, 2009

Elvis’s Hair Has Left the Building

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Just imagine it. A room full of loyal collectors, all of whom have looked forward to this day forever. The chance of getting their hands on a new collectible to add to their collection is staring them in the face. All they want is a collectible of the King.

All day long, they anticipate getting the collectible that they can sit on the coffee table. When company comes over this collectible will be the centerpiece. It will open conversation with friends and family.

The Auctioneer announces, “The next item for bid is a pile of hair believed to be the King himself Elvis Presley’s. Cut from the Kings head when he joined the U.S. Army in 1958.”

It sounds crazy does it not. How crazy? The price on crazy is $18,300 to be exact. The kicker is that it may or may not have been Elvis’s hair.

The auctioneer said the hair was given to Pepper too be mailed out to Presley fans. No DNA test was carried out on the hair, but the auctioneer quoted “an expert in celebrity hair authentication,” John Reznikoff, stated it matched the Elvis hair he has in his collection.

No details of the winning bidder were immediately available. Nevertheless, just know if you ever enter as house and you see a lock of hair on the coffee table, you may or may not be in the presence of a hunk a hunk of dead man’s hair.

In Dumber News

In Reno Nevada, a 50-year-old man was stopped for drinking and driving for the third time in less than three weeks.

Reno Police Sgt. Tom Robinson said the man was stopped after a concerned citizen alerted police about his erratic driving. He was then sent back to jail for a third time.

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