It Makes You Wanna Flip Monkey!!!!

This Article is originally From The Pioneer

At one point or another in life we have all heard the rumors and the speculation that man and primate could be closer to one another than we ever thought or imagined. Some people think this is crazy talk while others seem to feel as if this is the way of reality. Whatever you believe, just think what if?

Have you ever been to the zoo and stood in awe at the monkey exhibit? Here you will find primates who have been taken out of their habitat and brought in for your pure entertainment and education. It is here that you can witness one of the craziest things you will ever set your eyes on. The monkey belting out a scream at the top of his lungs as he poops in his hand, and within the blink of an eye, throws it like a fast ball at whomever and whatever it likes. It is at this moment you crack a smile in disgust, but at the same time questioning what if.

How cool would it be to just scream at the top of your lungs and then flip monkey on somebody? Really, take a moment and just envision it.

This brings us to Weusi McGowan, who was recently being held on trial for a home-invasion robbery. McGowan had asked for a mistrial because he believed jurors had seen him in restraints when he entered the courtroom.

McGowan’s attorneys were trying for the mistrial, stating that their client suffered from mental illness.

Several days after his request was denied McGowan literally flipped monkey in the court room, as he pulled out a bag of excrement he had hidden in his clothing, rubbed it on his lawyer and then flung it at the jury.

It turns out that, a person throwing feces is not nearly as amusing as a monkey throwing feces, as the judge sentenced McGowan to 31 years in prison.

And One For the Boot!!!!

In Brussels Belgium they had battled over the case of the missing shoe. Police said that a shoe store reported that a man had entered a store and stolen one shoe. This led the police to look for an obvious suspect; a man whom had only one leg. Police reported that the shoe was returned back to the original store.

The suspect, a Russian asylum seeker, faces possible charges and was handed over to judicial authorities.

Until Next Time-BC