We start out with a story about two idiots that decided to rob a bank. The first idiot said he would drive the car. The second, who I guess is lazy, decided to call ahead and tell the bank to hurry up and bag up all the money because they were on their way to rob them. Police arrested 27-year-old Albert Bailey and an unidentified 16-year-old boy on robbery and threatening charges Tuesday afternoon at a People’s United Bank branch in Fairfield Connecticut.
I’m sure you have already guessed the ending to this story, but here is how it ended just in case you have not. The two suspects showed up at the bank about 10 minutes after making the phone call, only to be met by police and taken into custody. Just goes to show, some people are just not the sharpest knifes in the drawer.
He Broke into the Jail
There is a story coming your way from Miami Florida where a man has been sentenced to 15 years in prison after he tried to break into the Brevard County Detention Center.
25 year old Sylvester Jiles had recently been released from jail following a manslaughter conviction. He feared for his life because he believed family members of the manslaughter victim was out to get him.
Therefore, he attempted to break back into the jail where he thought he would be safe. Most of the time you hear of people trying to break out of jail, not in.
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