When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home recently, he got much more than he had bargained for. Police caught a man next to a motor home trying to stealgasoline. However, he had plugged his hose into the motor home’s sewage tank by mistake. I wonder if he figured out why it did not taste like gas.
Ronald McDonald Arrested For Pot
Police arrested Ronald McDonald, not the clown from McDonalds, but rather a real life person for possession of marijuana and allowing others to use drugs at his residence on Sunday.
According to police, officers responded to the 44-year-old’s residence after receiving a report of a suspicious odor. Outside McDonald’s residence, officers could smell a strong odor of marijuana coming from the residence.
This story would have been funny if it would have been Ronald McDonald the clown. Then we would have known what the Hamburglar was always after.
He Was Not Relieved After All.
A man from Montesano, Washington is dead after a freak accident. “Grays Harbor County sheriff’s Deputy Dave Pimentel said Monday 50-year-old Roy Messenger was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday and called a relative to pull his car from a ditch.”
After family members arrived, they found him dead at the scene with his pants undone.
Apparently 50-year-old Roy Messenger needed to relieve himself and did so by urinating into the roadside ditch. The only problem was that when he hit the power pole, he had caused the live power line to fall into the ditch, which he urinated into. The urine stream likely served as a conductor, allowing the electricity to reach his body. Electrocution was the cause of death.
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